From a group of completely preposterous citizen (and foreign) suggested scenarios, an anonymous administrative law judge gets to explain some of the quirkier parts of FCC administrative stare decisis and history, while also being able to flush out entertaining non-binding scenarios for potential future litigants. This would probably work best as a radio drama podcast, potentially with voice actors to protect the dignity of the binding court. Go for it, why hold back...

So many are developing ****** cancer, brain cancer, **** cancer and other less severe illnesses due to exposure to RF from wireless. FCC keeps pretending it is not happening as others suffer terribly and FCC keeps increasing the level of this dangerous exposure. The suffering you are causing is criminal.